Here's my questionnaire. And pictures of me doing a naked dare in a hotel!
In a hotel
elevator
2) Who caught
you?
Two girls
3) How long were
you seen naked?
About 30 seconds
4) Were you or
the other person embarrassed?
I was
mortified. They stared open mouthed.
5) Did you cover
up after being seen or just leave everything exposed?
Didn’t think to
cover anything
Going up and down
in the elevator in the nude for a dare
7) Did he/she
take photos?
No
8) Would you get
naked in front of this person again?
Never get the
chance
9) The person who
seen you, have you ever seen them naked?
No
10) Any other
info you wanna share?
It was the middle
of the night I never thought there would be anybody about.
Joe
I thought readers might be interested in the full story of how I got caught in the elevator.
ReplyDeleteStaying in a hotel I had woken up in the middle of the night at 2.00 am and I couldn't get back to sleep, so I thought I would do the 'Naked elevator ride' dare.
You might think 2.00 am is quite safe but it is just early enough and therefore risky enough to give a chance that late revellers might be about.
To do the dare you leave your room key hidden somewhere on the top floor of the hotel. You then go back to your room (getting back in with a spare key), strip naked, go out the room and lock yourself out. To get back in the room you have to take a naked elevator ride to the top floor to retrieve the key!
So as required by the dare I stripped stark naked, went out the room and shut the door behind me so that it locked shut. I had to walk along to the elevator, get in it, go up to the top floor, step out the elevator, retrieve the key, step back in, go back down then get back into the room. And all that completely nude! Simple!
I got to the elevator safely and pressed the button. The elevator arrived, I went in, the doors closed behind me and I was about to press the button to go up when....
Fuck, fuck fuck!... (Excuse my language but that's what I said) the elevator set off down. For several seconds I just stared at the display showing the floor level. I couldn't believe my dreadful luck. In the two seconds between my getting in the elevator and pressing the button to go up, somebody, presumably returning to the hotel and on the ground floor, had summoned it..
There are times when doing a nude dare when it becomes apparent that the game's up. You've been caught or you're going to get caught. This was one of those times - I was trapped in the elevator in the nude. As I said, nowhere to go, no hiding place, and I was going to get caught. And there was absolutely nothing I could do about it. It was just like one of those nightmare dreams trapped naked in an elevator waiting for the doors to open.
And then I thought I’ll press the button for the basement floor, perhaps it would go past the ground floor to the basement, where I could escape and then it would go back up to pick up the passengers on the ground floor.
I pressed the appropriate button and then I just had to stand, hope and watch the floor number indicator as it crawled down. There was nothing I could do about it. It was just a matter of time before the elevator reached the ground floor.
I held my breath in the hope it would go past. Fuck, fuck and fuck again! It didn’t and of course the doors clanked ominously and slowly opened to reveal me standing there in the nude and a state of acute embarrassment to two girls in their early twenties.
Now I knew what the expression “wished the floor would open up and swallow me” meant. I was nude. There was nowhere to hide and so I just had to stand there and suffer the embarrassment as they looked at me and I looked at them as they stood open mouthed, their eyes going straight to my naughty bits.
I pressed the button to go back up and of course it went down to the basement floor. I should have got out and run perhaps but there is a security camera there and I didn’t want to risk being identifiable afterwards! So I stayed in the elevator while it went back to the ground floor and of course ….Fuck! It stopped for a bloody repeat performance.
I mean what you say in those circumstances. All I could do was smile lamely and say “Sorry about this”. They said nothing. But eventually when the doors closed again and the elevator set off there were howls of laughter.
Hopefully they took it in good part and it gave them a good laugh. I really don’t know. Personally I got my key back and ran back to my room feeling totally humiliated. Oh Dear. Oh Dear. Oh Dear… but as I said if there’s no risk there’s no fun.
Joe
Brilliant... Will definitely have to do that one next time I'm away
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